We 8 scribes from RPS are,
Bearing jokes, we wrote previously,
Christmas crackers, god we’re knackered,
After one year of graft.
O, reader of marvel, cherished essentially the most,
Why no longer subscribe to Supporters posts?
January main, nonetheless continuing,
See you when we’ve munched our roasts.
However first, time to experience your beautiful shaggy dog story!
Q: How do you point out to the Historical Greek police officers which pair of underworld royals have cheekily ruined your plan for well-timed revenge?
A: Hiya, deez two
